DISINFORMATION: Paramilitaries offer to provide security while military in creative therapy
Colombia’s largest paramilitary group, the AGC, on Thursday offered to buy the weapons of...
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DISINFORMATION: Uribe insists on not negotiating with terrorists
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DISINFORMATION: FARC challenges government to all-out bling pissing contest
Following the publication of photos showing FARC negotiator “Ivan Marquez” on a Harley Davidson motorcycle and the subsequent publication of President Juan Manuel Santos’ BMW 7, the rebels on Saturday further...
DISINFORMATION: John Kerry tries being nice about Colombia, is ridiculed
Candidate Secretary of State John Kerry found himself ridiculed by the U.S. Senate’s foreign policy commission Thursday as he was trying to say something nice about Colombia. “Colombia is a model for the region. It...
DISINFORMATION: Santos voodoo doll found at Uribe’s home
Investigators have found a voodoo doll depicting Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos in the home of his predecessor Alvaro Uribe. According to the country’s Prosecutor General’s Office, the doll was found while...
DISINFORMATION: Colombia homicide rate to drop below 0 in 2014: Santos
Colombia’s homicide rate will drop below zero in 2014, Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos said after presenting extremely promising mid-term crime statistics. The president discarded increasing pessimism among...
DISINFORMATION: Cartel looking for new military head online
Colombia’s largest drug trafficking organization, “Los Rastrojos,” has placed an ad on the internet in search of a new military chief. According to the ad on job searching website “Zonajobs,” the...
DISINFORMATION: Pacho Santos wins RCN IQ test
Colombia’s former vice president and current RCN radio host Francisco Santos has won the annual RCN IQ test, beating pseudo-journalist Claudia Gurisatti with only two points, insiders said Tuesday. According to the a...
DISINFORMATION: Workers flee Colombia after US certifies labor conditions
Borders checkpoints with Venezuela and Ecuador clogged Sunday as tens of thousands of workers were trying to flee Colombia after the announcement of a free trade agreement with the U.S.. According to anonymous sources within...
DISINFORMATION: Coffee maids to replace congressmen
Colombia’s inspector general appointed 266 errand boys, coffee ladies and cleaners to occupy Congress after the arrest of the country’s last remaining congressman for ties to paramilitary groups. Inspector General...
DISINFORMATION: Colombian pollsters promise Obama 80% approval
Colombian pollsters are planning to export their methodology to the U.S., claiming “no president, not even Barack Obama, deserves an approval rating lower than 70%.” “While in the U.S., an approval rating...
