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DISINFORMATION: Pacho Santos wins RCN IQ test

by Adriaan Alsema May 23, 2012

Pacho Santos

Colombia’s former vice president and current RCN radio host Francisco Santos has won the annual RCN IQ test, beating pseudo-journalist Claudia Gurisatti with only two points, insiders said Tuesday.

According to the a leaked internal memo, “Pacho the Electrocutor” tested an IQ of 70, indicating he is less intelligent than approximately 95% of the Colombian population.

Gurisatti lost to Santos this year because “I read a whole book during Easter,” Santos explained to colleagues.

The former VP admitted his IQ had dropped after his time as pothead-in-chief at newspaper El Tiempo as “we weren’t paid to think” when serving under former President Alvaro Uribe between 2002 and 2010.

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Francisco SantosmediaRCN TV/Radiosatire

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