Colombia’s inspector general appointed 266 errand boys, coffee ladies and cleaners to occupy Congress after the arrest of the country’s last remaining congressman for ties to paramilitary groups. Inspector General…
Colombian pollsters are planning to export their methodology to the U.S., claiming “no president, not even Barack Obama, deserves an approval rating lower than 70%.” “While in the U.S., an…
Colombia’s largest rebel group the FARC plan to offer free Spanish courses to foreigners, following world-wide recognition of the high level of Spanish spoken by a Dutch guerrilla who has…
Prominent Democratic politicians threaten to challenge the results of Tuesday’s midterm election, claiming their constituency was illegally impeded to vote by Colombian black magic. According to Democratic House candidate Ann…
Long-time champion Juan Manuel “Chucky the Colombian” Santos challenged Arnold “Terminator” Schwarzenegger to an “ultra-violent and merciless” cage fight over the legalization of marijuana. “Arnold, you’re dead!” shouted Chucky when…
The Colombian government has admitted to using witchcraft to ensure electoral gain for the Republican Party in November’s mid-term elections in the United States. The use of indigenous witchcraft rituals…
Software giant Microsoft denies having sold software packages to Colombia’s largest guerrilla group FARC after repeated allegations the rebel group only uses Microsoft Windows™, and Office in their war…
A new poll shows that even the most fanatic of Juan Manuel Santos’ opponents in the June elections have grown to love the Colombian President. The poll, conducted by RCN…
“Alfonso Cano,” supreme leader of guerrilla organization the FARC, was admitted to an improvised jungle mental institute in the Tolima department after he fell in a “very deep clinical depression” on hearing…