Miss Bogota wants a boob job

Miss Bogota 2011 Mellissa Cano got bit by the vanity bug and set out in search of a new pair of breasts, according gossip source Sweet on Wednesday.

The scoop is that Miss Bogota is crazy to get a foot-up in the cutthroat competition world, and feels her best bet is to invest in a boob job.

Reportedly, she has been shopping around not only for the perfect surgeon, but the perfect sponsor to front the cash for her operation.

The augmentation mammoplasty-seeking mamacita has been inquiring with doctors regarding the costs, requirements, and consequences of such a surgery.

Whatever her choice is, she better act fast because the national beauty contest is just around the corner.

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