Get some live crab action for Valentine’s Day (VIDEO)

With Valentine´s Day just around the corner, who could turn down a chance of increased virility with a “natural Viagra” juice made with – among other things – massive live crabs.

Colombia Reports has not tasted Poderoso Berraquillo, the secret mix of borojo juice, vitamins, live river crabs and other secret ingredients all blended together, but we certainly weren´t turned on when watching this video of it being made. Check out the giant crab flailing his claws at about 1min 50 secs.

Thankfully the barista pours the drink through a strainer so that crab parts don’t end up in the drink. The relatively smooth, pinkish concoction that reportedly tastes similar to a smoothie or milkshake can be bought from vendors on Bogota´s Plaza del Restrepo. The juice´s properties may well be a myth, but maybe it´s worth a try?

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