Colombia’s former vice president and current RCN radio host Francisco Santos has won the annual RCN IQ test, beating pseudo-journalist Claudia Gurisatti with only two points, insiders said Tuesday.
According to the a leaked internal memo, “Pacho the Electrocutor” tested an IQ of 70, indicating he is less intelligent than approximately 95% of the Colombian population.
Gurisatti lost to Santos this year because “I read a whole book during Easter,” Santos explained to colleagues.
The former VP admitted his IQ had dropped after his time as pothead-in-chief at newspaper El Tiempo as “we weren’t paid to think” when serving under former President Alvaro Uribe between 2002 and 2010.
