Uribe suggests FARC to seek spaceship

Colombian President Álvaro Uribe Wednesday recommended the FARC better
seek a spaceship that can take them to places where the guerrillas can
not be found by Colombia’s armed forces.

Uribe said it would be best for the guerrillas “that the leaders of the FARC’s secretariat think of a spacecraft that will take them to a hideaway where we can not reach them.”

According to Colombia’s Head of State, the guerrillas would be foolish to think they are able to recover from recent defeats and reiterated that the State would persecute them until they are caught.