TV host to remove exploding breast implants

Following the explosion of one of her surgically-enhanced breasts, television host Laura Acuña plans to have both her implants (or what is left of them) removed.

In an interview with gossip magazine TV y Novelas the RCN host again spoke about how she had neglected to do her annual medical check and as a result one of her boobs exploded etc., etc.

The breast drama was enough for Acuña to conclude that the best thing to do was to remove her implants, buy new bras and allow Colombians to move on with their lives.

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