Sofia Vergara prefers kissing Sharon Stone to peeing on Zac Efron

Sofia Vergara was “so glad” that she didn’t have to urinate on Zac Efron, instead she may have chosen to film a racy lesbian scene with Sharon Stone.

The curvacious Colombian made the comments following the revelation that she had originally been cast as the sex-crazed death-row groupie played by Nicole Kidman in the 2012 flop, “The Paperboy.”

“I’m so glad I didn’t have to pee in anyone’s face,” said Vergara, who obviously does not think much of Kidman’s virtue. “For [Nicole] that’s nothing. For me, it would have been three weeks of stress.”

Regarding this particular instance, Kidman appears to have been the better choice.

“I just don’t find urination shocking, I think I peed at the beginning of “Eyes Wide Shut” too.” In fact, when Lee Daniels threatened to cut the scene, Kidman reportedly said, “Lee, you made me pee on Zac Efron, if you don’t put that in the movie you’re out of your freakin’ mind.”

Although the line in the movie, “

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