Santos and his John Hancock

The seven soft rounded curves of President-elect Juan Manuel Santos’ signature denote an introverted, somewhat egocentric nature, while the ascending lines exhibit an ambitious beaver of a man, reports Cromos.

The expert signature analysts that pored over the president-elect’s scribble determined that he was of a man with initiative, one who would never shy away from a challenge, and who has a natural inclination to overcome barriers and lead.

A man with such a signature is apparently a universally peaceful being, who weighs the effects his decisions will have on those around him, and is endowed with a great capacity for understanding the human heart.

There are indications in the graphological analysis that the bearer of this signature has a normal “intimate life,” without ups or downs, in which reason reigns over instinct.

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