PRAY! Padre Chucho taken to hospital

Horribly upsetting times for Colombian housewives and lovers of camp
television personalities; Padre Chucho, RCN’s own television priest,
was taken to hospital after he was STUNG BY AN UNKNOWN INSECT.

Father Jesus ‘Chucho’ Orjuela was admitted to hospital after the sting of an unknown insect caused the television personality / Catholic superhero to become SERIOUSLY UNWELL, gossip website La Fiscalia reported.

While a vast number of Colombians would be happy if RCN decided to take Padre Chucho off the air, not many would want it to be because of an assault on the life of the devout Catholic by an insect.

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