Not all Colombian contract killers are spotty teenagers

A report in Colombian tabloid El Espacio proved that not all the country’s contract killers are spotty teenagers, but that some are attractive women.

According to the newspaper, a “beautiful woman with blonde hair” assassinated a 20-year-old man in the northern town of Monteria on Wednesday.

The woman arrived on a motorbike, accompanied by a second, and without saying a single word, shot the victim until he was dead.

Following the incident, the “sexy Monteria killer” disappeared without a trace.

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