Model Melissa Giraldo sacked from Caracol for being lame

Colombian model Melissa Giraldo has been sacked as host of the most important part of Colombian television network Caracol’s news program, the entertainment section.

According to gossip website La Fiscalia, Giraldo will no longer be paid to gossip about her colleagues at Caracol because she sucks, and further lacks the fame of entertainment hosts at competing television network / Postobon soft drink promoter RCN.

Giraldo will have to return to her glorious career of looking pretty in bikinis and underwear while avoiding using her brain.

Melissa Giraldo’s attempt to host the television news

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