Long-time champion Juan Manuel “Chucky the Colombian” Santos challenged Arnold “Terminator” Schwarzenegger to an “ultra-violent and merciless” cage fight over the legalization of marijuana.
“Arnold, you’re dead!” shouted Chucky when challenging the Terminator to a hyper-violent fight over who is to decide on the legalization of marijuana in hippie-state California.
At a public event in Colombia’s second largest city Medellin, Colombia’s most powerful and feared fighter threatened to “decimate” Schwarzenegger, who is estimated to be four times the size of the fearless Colombian.
According to Californian sources, the Terminator accepted the rumble and said he would “defend democracy and the opinion of the people of California,” adding he would “further decimultimate” his Colombian opponent when face to face in a yet to be determined location in Mexico.
“If that two-feet arschlog wants to keep his budget for the war on drugs, he better be ready to fight for it,” said Schwarzenegger.
Mexican authorities are still debating on the location and date of the fight, but promised the “War on Legalization” would be fought before November when California will go to the polls on the legalization of pot.
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