Colombian nudie mag tells model to diet

Colombian nudie mag “Don Juan” told Colombian model Melissa Giraldo that she’s too chubby to be featured in a teenie-weenie bikini on their glossy pages, reported gossip source Sweet.

When Melissa showed up to be shot in next to nothing, staff reported that the once slender beauty was showing lots of cellulite and couldn’t contain her lovely lady lumps in the bathing suit provided.

Onlookers muttered that even Photoshop couldn’t save the photo-shoot, to the horror of the Colombian cutie, and that Miss Giraldo should try out dieting for a change.

Another slap in the face of the rejected beauty, was the fact that the magazine decided to recruit RCN presenter Ana Katalina Torres to take Melissa’s place.

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