Bikini-clad Sofia Vergara brings Italy to standstill

Colombia’s most pneumatic bombshell, Sofia Vergara, has taken to the beach in a white bikini the size of an eye-patch to the delight of men the world over.

The foxy 38-year-old is currently holidaying in Ischia, southern Italy, with her boyfriend, L.A.-based businessman Nick Loeb, who surprisingly failed to make many of the camera shots.

The Latina recently scored herself an Emmy nomination for her role in ABC mockumentary series “Modern Family.” She returns to Los Angeles on August 2 to get cracking on the second series of the show.

The star announced that she had no plans to cover up with a sensible kaftan while on holiday. “This is going to be my uniform for the next 2 weeks!!!! Yeeeiii” she Tweeted, before linking a scantily-clad picture of herself frolicking in the Italian sun.

We suspect Sofia probably isn’t the only one rejoicing at that news.

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