Colombia’s lesbians not up to scratch: porn expert

Colombia’s fledgling porn industry needs better lesbians to improve its standing in the world, according to a local porn czar.

“We make lesbian porn but the problem is that Colombian lesbians are not at a good level, which makes the scenes very loose,” porn guru Cristian Cipriani told Portafolio magazine. “What our company does is bring actresses in from around the world.”

Cirpriani also lamented the lack of talent among the Colombian men, “Everyone here says they want to be a porn star but they do not have half the talent that is required to be a professional actor.”

More and more porn producers are using Colombian made sex films. About “90% of the industry’s business is on the internet,” he explained, which negates the need for major U.S and European companies to visit Colombia personally.

Although Colombia’s standards lag well behind the well-oiled porn making machines of Los Angeles and Miami, Cipriani appeared confident that there is plenty of unlocked potential in the country’s porn scene.

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