Two brothers from Sincelejo, tired of being one of the many unemployed on Colombia's Caribbean coast, decided to set up a brothel. In this tropical brothel you won't find a variety of luscious mamis though. Thirty donkeys are available to fulfill the randy man's needs.
Those able to understand the welcome sign in the photo above will understand exactly what goes on behind the tree. Donkeys are not considered food in Colombia, but can definitely serve for other, equally fundamental joys of life.
Brothers Julio Cesar and Carlos Andres are making good money on providing the ambiance and the donkeys for the "happily living" customers. Their business--providing snacks, beers and a number of willing donkeys--has been a lot more profitable than any other job they had so far. "Not because of the beers and snacks," the brothers admitted to newspaper La Libertad.
The donkeys' services cost in between 10,000 to 20,000 pesos depending on the time used and the toys used to make the donkey move in a more sensual way.
The animals do not only please the average man's needs. According to the brothers, among their best clients are the former mayor of Soledad, a former council member of Súan and a former congressman for the Conservative Party.
According to La Libertad, Colombia's coastal area has several donkey brothels.
dongbags
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... Banging donkeys is the new trend for America-North and South. I run a small donkey brothel just outside of my whiskey distillery in Kentucky. You wouldn't believe the amount of people that are tired of knocking out their sister with baseball bat and using their toothless mouths to fire a load off. Plus, the donkeys are being treated better then ever before. The only pulling they are doing is pulling a little baby sauce from the tip of those dongs. Win win situation. |
tommyt
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... This is hilarious!!!!! Toooooooo funny. The brothers should be glad they are not in eeuu because peta would shut them down claiming cruelty to animals. |
Twindongs
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... They need to train monkeys to do this. I would much rather bang a monkey, and it is only one letter off. |
Higino Alexandre
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... While these 2 in-bred brothers make money..These poor donkies are taking it up the jack-ass Juan valdez always seemed to be smiling in those commercials..now I know why...Have these guys ever heard of masturbation?..SICK BASTARDS! |
Gregory
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... Out of all of the beautiful colombian ladies in Colombia. Why in the world would you want to have sex withan animal? Twisted people. |
